Yes...I'm Jamaican(AND IRISH!!!)....and recently the U.S.A has been disscussing the problem with/of terrorists lately. Someone asked me about Jamaican terrorists so here is why we Jamaicans can't be terrrorists.

*~DISCLAIMER~*
THIS IS NOT MY JOKE...IT WAS TOLD TO ME

Why Caribbean People Can't Be Terrorists

1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up(I personally don't wake up till sometime between 11 and 1:00)

2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.(I can prove that...just ask my friends)

3. Pretty people on the plane distract us , as do ugly people (we would cuss dem skunt good).
(I did not write the above comment so here's the def: cuss them out. And yes...we would. So if you're normal looking, which i'm sure you are,you're okay!!!)

4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.(LOL. Soooo true.)

5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.(If you've talked with me, like in a debate, you KNOW this is true.)

6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.(I don't like being left behind)

7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.(Ah the fights of the family)

8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.(I tell my friends everything...just about.)

9. We would have tried to tint the windshield and could not see.( I do not do this myself...but my sister DOES have tinted windshields on her car...)

10.We would have tried to bring machetes (cutlass) on the plane, and we'd look suspicious so we wouldn't have gotten past security.(DO YOU normally see people carrying knives around the airport without being questioned...if you do...which airport?)

11. We would have put our country flag on the windshield.(I have a basketball hoop with our flag for the backboard...and a flag in our window facing the road. Got to represent!)

PLUS What Caribbean person do you know who would really want to hi-jack a plane anyways?(I don't know...I've never had a sudden urge to go commit acts of crime lately...I don't think my carribbean friends have either....but you never know.)

~Le Poofy-Chan~

P.S Fey Fey-Chan, you better read this, send a not if you did...